Cop Knock

Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.

I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.

by SoManyShenanigans August 14, 2021

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

knocking boxes

An act in which two or more women particpate in sexual intercourse in the scissor position.

"Dude last night in the shower those girls were totally knocking boxes."

by veevrede October 6, 2008

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023

Bee-Knocks

What you look through with one hand to peep at your "smoking hot" neighbor while you jack off with the other.

Regular Joe: So what were you up to last night?

Jeepers Creeper: I was using my Bee-knocks!

by pikx45 July 6, 2010

Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

Cat knocking

When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry

Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020