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Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.
Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU
by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022
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Keith

Jim: that Keith over there is so gay
by The Detroit river October 16, 2023
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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
mugGet the Keithmug.

keith griffis

The greatest man to ever exist on planet earth. The recreation of god himself
“Is that Keith Griffis? “
Yes sir it is”
by uwutime October 19, 2019
mugGet the keith griffismug.

Keith

We don’t know why a parent would name their child Keith (unless of course he’s a junior) Keith is normally the name of the darkest person in the room. 🤷🏿 ♂️ One of the funniest persons on the planet which sometimes can be a bit much for some. Almost impossible not to like a guy named Keith.
Is Keith in this room? I can’t tell because it’s so dark!
by Someone not named Keith November 23, 2021
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Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death

Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
Andre Keith Braugher Learned His Way To His Death
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
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keith whitehead

Also known as KW, a once infamous football player from Missouri, he now spends his time as a wanna be UFC fighter, and pimping out cars and trucks to compensate for other parts of his personality that are lacking in substance.
Hey, look at that drunk guy over there, he's pulling a Keith Whitehead.
by slackerguard June 25, 2009
mugGet the keith whiteheadmug.

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