hound job

When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.

Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.

by Happy Malone June 1, 2018

Diablo Job

When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.

"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."

by Don Tortellini January 23, 2010

Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Oral job

A man from West Jordan, Utah uses this term to describe a girl performing oral sex on another girl.

Trevor M: I walked in and she was giving her an oral job.

by PuppyPounder April 23, 2014

Slate job

The act of holding and reading aloud the text of a flim set marker.

Damn! Courtney gives GREAT slate jobs!

by RizziTreeFarm December 15, 2010

Jabba Job

When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.

Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!

by House Of Whacks October 26, 2011

Grump Job

When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.

I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.

by #1 Howard Stern Fan August 9, 2010