Aquinas Jasper, or AJ for short, is a great guy. He is musically talented and excellent with money. He’s an all around great guy!
by 12mmebuttafly November 25, 2021
Get the Aquinas Jaspermug. Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025
Get the Liam Jaspermug. Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.
by SmartCoolDictionary October 29, 2020
Get the Jaspermug. To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
by MM132 March 21, 2021
Get the Jaspermug. The most beautiful, sexy man, with long luscious locks, ready to pound you with his 20-incher, he lets out fat gooey loads into his homeboys, he likes to eat dong and bread, especially dong. If you give him bread he will suckle on your man-tits, being the one guy who can make other guys lactate. If you ever meet a Jasper who is like this, give him a kiss
by Scrungus23 August 4, 2025
Get the Jaspermug. Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who have names starting with A and G. They just find him attractive in general. One trick for you if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with. There are many options...
Girl whos name starts with A: Wow Jasper's so cute!! I'mma ask him out
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.
Girl whos name starts with G : Nuh uh, I'm going to ask him first.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
Get the Jaspermug.