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Hamburger Helper

a packaged food product from Eagle Foods.
In 1979, Scott Spiegel wrote, produced and directed a short film entitled Attack of the Helping Hand, which featured a Hamburger Helper oven mitt as a killer glove
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
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Hamburger

It has the largest "buns" in the room with the biggest "sesame seeds"
It always carries lots of "grease"
It is very "brown"
Wow! You're such a hamburger!!
by What a big cock! January 11, 2022
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Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
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Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.
Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.
by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023
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Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.
“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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Hamburger King

A person; friend, relative, genius, idiot.
Wat up Hamburger King! Yo where's Hamburger King???
Listen Hamburger King...
by Ocka rocka August 13, 2008
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