Gooch snooch

A smoothie made from sweaty T. rex jizz, that instantly cools when it hits the back side of your ass after a woolly mammoth rides you to your Eskimo cousins house ;)

*Sid the sloth* “where’d manny go” ?
*Manny the mammoth* “hey Sid wanna smoothie.”
*sid* “yes daddyyyyyy!”
*Manny* “thicc or smooth?
Sid neither, I want dat gooch snooch!
Manny heeeeeeel yes

by Thehackiasack69690 April 19, 2019

gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking

evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy

by GoochQuaker June 21, 2020

Gooch delivery

When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby

Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery

by Prof McJerkson March 11, 2007

Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.

She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man

nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom

by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006

gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.

nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.

by a snazzle September 12, 2006

gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.

dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!

by dee munee September 27, 2006