doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.

Mr. farmer is doo flop.

by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

fish flop

When someone passes out

Dave fish flopped in Walmart

by Hammeredexpert May 5, 2018

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

flop a sack

In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."

I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.

by officerat July 13, 2009

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

Ramsey flop

When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice

Bro I gave her the Ramsey flop last night

by Shrhsuwhdhr May 4, 2021