Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

Dangles

A basic whore that had sex for material gain. Mainly for Chinese food. This term is mainly used on Caribbean countries e.g Jamaica and Guyana.

Ya know tha one Sandra? She's a dangles, she give me de bamzy for a Chinese food

by AIV II June 6, 2015

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Dangle

To loosely hold something so as it is drooping; the opposite of Hangle

Mr. Butler was holding his baton at a dangle, he wasn’t ready to conduct the band.

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Dangle

The term for 3 or more penii. (Penii being the plural of penis) Akin to a pack or herd.

A dangle of penii were spotted peeing on that building.

by Paranoir82 February 20, 2019

untangle-dangle

What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.

Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.

by QuacksO January 3, 2019