69 cents

Not Enough Money For Chicken Nuggets

How Much Money do you have?
69 Cents
Oh you know what that means
I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets

by ANONYMOUSEMOFOS October 5, 2017

Highway 69

The way parents tell each other they are horny in front of their kids without their kids knowing.

Dad: "Hey Hun, where's the turn off?"
Mom: "Oh mhmm, on highway 69."
Dad: "mhmmm"

Kids: "HUR HUR MOM SAID 69!"

by KingKTheThird June 3, 2013

married 69

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

by jrswam October 1, 2013

69 420

nice

Person: 69 420
Other person: nice

by Ack20 October 23, 2019

Covid-69

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.

We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!

by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

69 or Tekashi

A rat,tattletale or a snitch on blood gangs

Don't snitch like 69 or Tekashi

by Tiny cracker October 16, 2020

glasgow 69

2 people on a single mattress, Top to tale injecting smack inbetween each others toes

Me and kris had a Glasgow 69 last night

by Why o why March 29, 2021