Terrorism Tourism

A person who when terrorism or a natural disaster strikes does not see pain and suffering caused to a city or nation but rather an opportunity, an opportunity for cheap flights and hotel whilst a country mourns the death toll and destruction.

Sarah: “Hi James, heard you’re off on holiday next week, anywhere nice?”

James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”

by Simp Sauce November 8, 2023

Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.

The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny

by Sexydimma May 26, 2023

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Turd Terrorism

Going into a toilet, doing a massive poopoo then leaving. Without flushing.

It’s more than that. It’s arrogant. It’s like an act of terrorism, turd terrorism.

by QuandaleDingle69 September 25, 2022

Competitive Terrorism

A competition where you have to strike fear into the audience. The one who does it better wins. It has some restrictions as to avoid severe injuries or cause death. It is a sport that isn't that well known but it is quite entertaining to take part in as one of the contestants. I was once among the audience and I had to go to therapy for 3 years. *Never again*.

Person A:"Hey wanna play Among Us today?"

Person B:"Sorry, I can't. I have a few hours competitive terrorism today."

by MansurNr001 February 20, 2021

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.

Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.

by Wally world 6047 June 9, 2022

terrorizered

When you are on the last gun in a game of gun game and some faggot on the first gun knifes you.

Kid: THAT FUCKER TERRORIZERED ME DUDE

by zedb May 17, 2018