Technoblade

An anarchist pig who wants all forms of monarchy and government destroyed and is also really good at PVP.

“We just got kicked out of our country! Do you think that pig over there can help us?”
“Nah man, that’s a Technoblade.”

by Lovely lol November 18, 2020

Technobald

Technoblade when he's in his post cancer recovery arc.

He has no hair, like Technobald.

by hugedonkeyballs November 8, 2021

Techno Ninja

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.

Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.

by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005

Techno doggy dance

Sexual position; while you are fucking a chick from behind, you then reach around and rub her clit to the beat of your or her favorite song!!!

Yo, I whipped out the techno doggy dance on that bitch last night!

by XXX May 5, 2003

Techno Tuesday

A traditional rave in the team room that is butt-naked. Also in includes strobe lights and sometimes glow sticks.

Tyler B: You are gay if you do techno tuesday.

Joe: No ur not, its is just dancing naked.

Tyler B: What are you gonna do about it then?

Joe: Pee on you.

by hanson4prez November 27, 2009

Techno-lag

The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.

On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!

On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?

On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.

On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.

On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.

by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008

techno-graft

Someone who uses a variety of technological means, such as facebook, blackberry messenger etc, to graft on the opposite sex. i.e. going out of ones way completely, putting in an extraordinary amount of effort for minimal gains.

Did you see how many underage girls Carroll has added on facebook?

Yeah he's such a techno-grafter

by Neveragrafter June 11, 2011