Skip to main content

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013
mugGet the Won Ton Firehosemug.

30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
mugGet the 30 Ton War Machinemug.

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.
It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
mugGet the Juan Tonmug.

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus
I work at MC ton
by Sisiejis October 21, 2022
mugGet the MC tonmug.

Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!
This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!
by SpellingVee June 15, 2022
mugGet the Tonativelymug.

shit-ton

A generally recognized term to mean a lot, but recognized hyperbolically by some to mean 80.
She lost a shit-ton of weight.
by Michael-SC April 12, 2016
mugGet the shit-tonmug.

Mosquito Ton (Mst)

1Mst = .08063g

The Mosquito Ton(Mst) = Avg. Human weight 155lbs(7.03x10^4g) is to a "short ton" 2000lbs(9.07x10^5g) as to the Avg. Mosquito weight (.00625g) is to a Mosquito Ton (.08063g)

In short, a Mosquito Ton(Mst) is to an average mosquito as a "short-ton" is to the average human.

This system works exactly as the metric system does, for example there are miliMosquito Tons (1.00x10^-3) so on and so forth. This will bring great new leaps in science for the simple fact that Mosquito tons(Mst) are cooler than grams.
Examples of the Application of Mosquito Ton (Mst)

The weighted average of a mole(mol) of lead(Pb) is 207.2g OR 16.7Mst

The weighted average of a mol(mol of Sodium(Na) is 22.99g OR 1.85Mst
mugGet the Mosquito Ton (Mst)mug.

Share this definition