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Swimming Sex Machine

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!
by rozennn June 2, 2018
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The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady is an entity more elusive and slippery than a bar of prison soap. ALERT, the target is exceptionally mobile and can climb a skyscraper in mere seconds. All attempts to kill the target have proved unsuccessful, even Gavstone the Almighty cannot kill him. If there were to be a comparison between the Almighty Gavstone and The Real Swim Shady, they would be equally matched on an extra-dimensional scale. Swim Shady is about evasive as Gavstone is strong. Swim Shady is an infamous rap artist who beatboxes whilst dodging blows from opponents. Side note, Swim Shady has never paid his taxes for he is just that slippery.
Damn, that The Real Swim Shady guy. He sure is slippery.
by Gavstone The Almighty January 8, 2022
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Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.
"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"
by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016
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Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023
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ndp swim class

the worst thing you'll ever do. swim class makes you wanna kill yourself. i'd rather drown. just go to john carroll, they don't make you swim there.
"Man, I got ndp swim class after lunch today."
"Bro that's rough, at least we had chicken bites for lunch though."
by problematic llama January 20, 2019
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blast swim team

Best swim team ever.
B est L A Swim T eam
by swimmaaa902 June 27, 2009
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Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.
Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.
by Fritz March 24, 2022
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