A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Susan

Another name used as a definer of character (See "Karen" or "Becky") Susan is a woman that is naive and/or clueless... She cannot typically understand sarcasm and she rarely "gets" the joke.

What do you mean you don't it?!?!? Ugh, you're such a Susan

by NinjaNurse March 2, 2022

A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

susan

a humans name

susan is my mum s name

by Badbitch56789i November 8, 2022

SUSAN

A DUMBASS BITCH WHO CANT SPELL AND IS VERY UGLY

I am susan

by Retr0spectre November 20, 2022

Susan

The best Mom ever!

Wow susans such a great Mom! What a badass.

by Jozzzieee April 26, 2022

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018