surging sanders

A Surging Sanders is where you come outta nowwere.

@wagonreality

Last night, Ted Cruz was with his wife and he pulled a Surging Sanders all over there tablecloth.

by wagonreality April 26, 2016

surging sanders

(n.) when you cum out of nowhere

oh sorry, excuse my surging sanders

by drakeandjoshfan1234 May 8, 2016

Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.

Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.

by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010

Nurple surking

The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.

Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017