Fintwit Straddle

Post both bullish and bearish tweets so that when it goes the correct way you appear smart and gain followers

Puru is always hedged, he plays the fintwit straddle perfectly

by JimBob3271 October 23, 2022

Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

phantom straddler

A Ghostly apparition that will ride you like a bucking bronco

Last night I was met by a phantom straddler, my butt still hurts

by Lilbit_syd March 14, 2025

Prekratit moi stradaniya

Literally translated from Russian means "end my suffering." It also sounds cool to say.

You: Prekratit moi stradaniya
Somebody else: the hell does that mean?
You: Nevermind.

by -_s a u c e_- June 9, 2018

wax your straddle

Wax your straddle.

He had a cranky case of severe schlong itch so he remembered he'd better be wax your straddle to get relief

by Baby L~ 1979 June 17, 2021

Nathan Cock Stracco

He is a half-gremlin half-brute devilish man. He has a large and juicy GYATTT!.

Nathan Cock Stracco is annoying as fuck.

by SniperGaming0127 April 3, 2024

Kaasgeelheid de beste kaas baas in de straat

Kaasgeelheid is just the best cheese boss in the street.

Kaasgeelheid de beste kaas baas in de straat man! Niet te geloven hoe baas die kaas is in de straat!
(Kaasgeelheid is the best cheese boss in the street, man! Unbelievable how boss that cheese is in the street!)

by kaasgeelheid September 28, 2017