stump humping

Is when you drill a hole into a stump and use that hole for sexual purposes

Dave: I went on a camping trip with Trevor and I'm pretty sure we went stump humping

by PenguinFlyer November 30, 2015

stump dirt

The cust that accumulates at the base of your shaft in between Your scrotum and leg.

I made her lick my stump dirt

by Fullmoon247365 November 8, 2020

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 4, 2021

Crungle stump

A Crungle stump is a pair of balls that are huge,whale sized

Crungle stump ass balls

by Why would I regret this? January 13, 2023

Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies

The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.

by JR Stump June 5, 2018

Can't stump the Trump

When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...

When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.

Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.

by Socrates Dictionares January 24, 2017

stump breaker

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.

Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.

by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020