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Bi-stream

When a human male stands erect to urinate only to find two entirely separate streams of urine cascading out of one's length.

Often caused by having had a quick tug mere moments previous, this phenomena can result in a good deal of said yellow beam to fall upon your jeans/shoes/carpet.

Once the bi-stream begins, there is absolutely nothing one can do but to hope and pray that both streams fall within the toilet bowl or floor, where the buck can easily be passed.
I tried in vain to hide the bi-stream that afflicted me whilst in a particularly well-lit pub on a first date.
by English Nuclear Power July 31, 2009
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boobie streamer

a streamer who shows a lot of cleavage
pokimaine is a boobie streamer
by magmaboss March 16, 2020
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Don't Cross the Streams

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"
by ReedABook September 3, 2020
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Lame Stream Media (LSM)

The current crop of the Lame Stream Media, ie all the Obamedia, are the alleged news reporters that will only talk how the federal government will destroy the United States Constitution.
Rezident Obama calls MSLSD while their shows are on to tell them what to say and/or do. Thus, they are the LSM, the Lame Stream Media (LSM).
by Snooper1 December 14, 2010
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Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.
Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.
by Pazuzu Jack May 10, 2011
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stream snipe

Guy 1: Dude, why’d that guy get banned?
Guy 2: He probably got into ninjas game and “stream sniped” him
by random homeless guy January 21, 2019
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stroaking the salami

hey that girl is stroaking his salami
by jimmy lee April 16, 2003
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