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ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off
He works harder than an ugly stripper
by anonymous July 27, 2023
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Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.
"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Walmart strippers

dancers at bike week Daytona beach on Main Street. They probably work a 9-5 banking job the other 51 weeks a year.
“We are going to the bar with the Walmart strippers
by hahaimstoned March 8, 2025
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Stripper kermit

It's just kermit as a stripper. *Conerning why you would look this up*
"I SIMP FOR STRIPPER KERMIT"
"why-"
by Slikywasthere July 18, 2021
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Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)
Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.
by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014
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E-stripper

An e-stripper is a woman who performs sexual acts on webcam for money. This typically involves the use of a webcam and a computer, and the e-stripper will interact with viewers and perform various acts for their entertainment and for payment. E-strippers may work for themselves or for a camming site, and they may perform a wide range of acts, from stripping and masturbation to role-playing and fetish activities. Camming is a form of online sex work, and camgirls are sometimes referred to as internet models or digital performers.
I saw Kate fully naked on e-stripper.com, I guess she is an e-stripper now.
by e-stripper.com December 11, 2022
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