Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.

Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!

by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008

Stoner Diet

Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.

Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.

by DJ TomiK November 13, 2009

Stoner

A stoner is someone who frequently smokes marijuana. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; many people interpret the name to be derogatory when it is merely a name used to label a certain demographic. Contrary to popular belief, stoners aren't stupid - they vary in intelligence and should not be judged.

Paul is an intelligent and popular kid. He takes many rigorous courses in school and maintains good grades. Of his many interests, weed is one of his favorites . He smokes every day, but is not obvious about it. Yes. Paul is a stoner however, nobody judges him.

by pork_ch0p January 21, 2009

STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH

HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 21, 2011

stoner sandwich

Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.

"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."

by hazmatmonkey February 8, 2008

Stoner Sandwich

A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.

Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.

Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.

by Horatio Goodit August 3, 2010

chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.

"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"

by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008