Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

Stealth Bombing

Is commonly mistaken for when someone has done a silent yet incredibly bad smelling trump. however means when someone has "dropped off the radar" or in other words is unable to be contacted due to them appearing to be excluding a group of people for an unknown reason, be it due to an argument or the person in question having just changed. etc.

Dave: Colin you heard from John recently??
Colin: No mate hes been ignoring my texts... looks like he's stealth bombing us at the moment..

by Lolage... July 2, 2010

Food Stealth

Stealthy food, as in it's sneaky.

"He is to be charged of food stealth, your honour."

by H. E. L. P. M. E John January 27, 2023

Stealthed

Having moved past an object or person without beeing noticed until after the stealthing had taken place.

Guy: Dude, i just totally stealthed past that guy.
Dude: yeah man, he only saw you when you got to the other side of the room!

by FallingDutchMan July 22, 2023

stealth 100

to gain so much stealth that you become invisible to the multiverse when you crouch/sneak.
Homer Simpson is a good example of gaining stealth 100, as he gets absorbed by his hedges when he completely disappears, or when franklin steals the yellow car from micheal's son jimmy.

ima get stealth 100 and do a sneak attack

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Stealth

A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.

Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!

by MD Jules November 14, 2020

Ukrainian Stealth

Maintaining a low-profile while neutralizing or countering advanced-recon technology through the utilization of inexpensive or easily sourced materials.

"The United States government has spent billions on spy-tech and remote monitoring technologies just to be defeated by a sticker over a camera lens peeled from an empty deodorant canister....talk about Ukrainian Stealth."

"Russia's brute-force tank columns were no match for Ukrainian Stealth when they figured out they could strap a bomb to a UAV and fly it from outside of their effective range."

by xNKRYPTDx June 13, 2025