Starbucks hiccups

Starbucks (hic)cups. When you see Starbucks cups on your favorite TV shows like Game of Thrones.

HBO digitally deleted their Starbucks hiccups before Starbucks sued the shit out of them!

by JTisntmyrealname May 7, 2019

Starbucks

What you bring to the guy whose pants you are trying to get into.

Her: I’m on my way over, want anything from Starbucks?

Him: Sure.
Her: What’ll it be?

Him: Surprise me.

Her to herself: oh I’ll surprise you alright!

by All You Have To Do Is Ask October 3, 2019

Starbucks

The gathering place of the basic white girls and VSCO girls

Karen: "Hey, omg like, wanna go to starbucks?"
Rachel: "omg yes but only if we get like no plastic straws. I'm eco friendly! Save the turtles sksksksks!"

by Cttlfsh.cult October 10, 2019

Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017

Starbucks

A coffee shop where dumb white girls go and to just brag about having it

"have you seen Samantha?"

"No. I think she's at Starbucks with Chelsey and Emily"

by Sarene. April 23, 2018

Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucks

Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino

"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"

"Hell yeah! "

by posidon7845632 April 26, 2017