Santa's Stocking 

To ejaculate into somebodies sock as a practical joke

After sexing your missus,pull out and come in her sock and reply "Santa left you something from his fat sack."
Or
On your best friends mums birthday jack off into one of her socks,and reply
"Santa came early this year"
Or
Your bosses sock,friends sock,etc

Now that you know what a Santa's Stocking is, it's time to spread that Christmas joy, regardless of the time of year.

Santa's Stocking by O'Shay June 17, 2008

One o' snacking 

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.

"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/

One o' snacking by numchuk July 12, 2009

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

involuntary facebook stalking by movement37 September 11, 2011

Hate stalking 

The idea of following someone on Facebook or Twitter because for what ever reason they annoy you enough for you to care about what they say, even if it's only so you can laugh about it with your friends later.

Mitch - hey why do you have that guy as a friend, he's such an ass hole

Shaniqua - Im hate stalking, I like to keep track of his self centred views, they annoy me so much I cant help but read his self-promotion of a blog no one will ever read.

Hate stalking by Loluis June 21, 2011

facebook stalking 

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"

"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."

facebook stalking by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009

Multi-slacking 

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.

That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.

Multi-slacking by Christopher K. April 16, 2007

cleavage snacking 

When you eat food items out of a girl's cleavage. This done by having the girl squeeze her boobs together, inserting said food items between the boobs, and then putting your face down than and chowing down. Suprisingly fun!!!

Person 1: Dude I just ate skittles out if Brooke's tits!
Person 2: Cleavage snacking, nice.

Guy: Can I get some cleavage snackage with these Mcky Ds fries.
Girl: Is it fun?
Guy: It is for me.
Girl: Ok

cleavage snacking by hukedonnfonics January 14, 2009