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lickety-split

I gave her lickety-split
by Jake February 4, 2004
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split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.
Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"
by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007
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split-tail

A split-tail is a woman or girl over the age of 18 who presents themselves in sexually, morally or ethically degrading manner. Slut, easy, pass around girl.

The term "split-tail" should never be used to describe a moral woman, dedicated wife or teenager under the age of 18.
The guys, bushman, piled in the van and one said, "ready to go split-tail hunting"?
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Split hood

Automotive hood that is modified to open up by splitting in half, or half of the hood would actually open, while the other can be closed or opened to show off the uniqueness and the power of your engine more precisely. Hummer h2's comes with a different type of split hoods, some 18 wheeler or big diesel engine powered trucks. Kits can be bought for stock vehicles.
Split hoods are commonly used in the pop culture of car customization, racing, drag racing, and car enthusiast, lowriders, and ricers.
Man I just got hooked up with a split hood kit on my rover to make my hood open from the middle.

picture: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/120/287943810_cc0f8ee2d5.jpg?v=0
by gatman713 September 29, 2008
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splitsecond split

Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.
by Lucita Jones April 18, 2010
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split the pot

Verb. To divide something among two or more people, usually money, prizes, or goods. It's assumed each person will get an equal cut (50/50). In a lottery, for example, the winnings would have to be divided equally according to the number of winning tickets. But in other scenarios, people might agree to 60/40, 70/30, 80/20, etc.

When two or more people are working together - such as in a band (legit), for personal fundraising (legit), on a confidence scam (not legit), robbing a bank (not legit) or other criminal activity (anything not legit) - each person involved expects to get an equal cut of the take (money, profits, drugs, winnings, stolen merchandise, etc). But there's always a chance someone will get greedy and try to take more than his or her fair share or re-negotiate the split once the goods are in his or her hands. So agreeing to "split the pot" can be risky business.
"There's no honor among thieves."
"Hey now, just because I suggested we split the pot doesn't mean I'm gonna try to cheat you outta your cut when the deal is done. We're partners on this - fifty fifty!"

"Thanks for agreeing to work tonight! If you need anything, just ask Brian, behind the bar. And remember to split the pot with him at the end of your shift."
by criticalmass August 2, 2012
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Split the Bedsheets

When you fart/crap so horribly, that you split your bedsheets right down the middle
"Dude, have you seen inside Gavin's room?"

"Yeah man! He totally split the bedsheets"

fart, cruddy, crap, cut, the, cheese,
by MormonZephyr October 25, 2012
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