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Speed Bagging

A sexual act wherein one male partner maintains a squatting position whilst the other partner, male or female, lays underneath and goes to pound town on the testicles with both their fists.
"why can't you walk straight?"
"I was on the receiving end of speed bagging last night"
by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019
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skeef

To steal or take something that does not belong to you.
"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"
by F-Bomb February 16, 2003
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Speedbag Scissorhands

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.
I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
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Speedball

A speedball is NOT heroin mixed with cocaine. Speedballs don't contain cocaine or Crack. A speedball is heroin mixed with speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). It's in the name, stupid. Speed is the Speed part and Heroin is the Ball part. Heroin makes you sleepy and Amphetamine makes you awake and energetic. Don't do heroin! Stick to Kratom! Also, don't do fentanyl. You can dissolve Amphetamine and Heroin in DMSO and put it on your skin and it goes right inside your body. The speedball can kill, but if you survive, you can get super high.
I mixed Heroin and Amphetamine in DMSO and poured it on my skin. It ended up in my bloodstream and I got super high. This is a great speedball.
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
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speed garage

totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!
187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????
by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008
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speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.
The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
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Synchro-speech

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
(watching the the Crocodile hunter)

Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH

(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.
by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009
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