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Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.
Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."
by betotrooba August 29, 2022
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babysitter spanking

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”
by Wreck it wrelph September 20, 2022
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Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker
that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker
by PhAnToM73 October 9, 2022
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Group Sharking

Group sharking is when you with another individual or an alternative account of yours lie to someone about the value of their Loomian and then snipe it for cheap.
You:Your loomian is only 3 gr(its actually 50 gr)
Your alt:Yeah its 3 gr and bad demand
Retard:Ok ill trade it to you for 4 gr

Random:Wait you guys are Group Sharking him!
by SharkingMaster August 29, 2023
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2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.
by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019
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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
by Llama66 October 17, 2019
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