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Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.
"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"
by LordBuns August 30, 2017
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I'll spark that guy out if he nabs one more fag from my mum
by bigboydom December 9, 2022
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sparking it

When kev drops his mixtape and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
Hey Kevin let's spark it up when lab drop his moxta or and says he's sparking it he means lighting up the weed
by kevtherap July 10, 2016
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Cock spark

An instant feeling of male genital arousal from a particular stimulus.
When you kissed me sexy, you gave my cock a cock spark.
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