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Zombie Snack

A young person who is incapable of being quiet for any amount of time.

In reference to the fact that a person who is constantly talking would be easy for zombies to find and devour in a zombie apocalypse.
I went to see a movie last night, but the zombie snacks behind me ruined it.

"Shut up you zombie snack, I'm trying to read!"

The school teacher developed quite the drinking habit, trying to cope with all of the zombie snacks in her classroom.
by ceros October 26, 2014
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Black Snack

When a bitch sucks the shit off your dick after fucking her in the ass.
Jenny B loves a fat black snack at the end of a trick
by Lame Horse January 26, 2020
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Snack Purse

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!
"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."
by kbomb87 May 26, 2014
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Snack fucked

When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.
Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.
by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016
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snack shop

Vagina (from the old joke: How do we know the deigner of the woman's body is a Pollack? Who else would put the shit house right next to the snack shop?)
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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nose snack

A bogey,

A booger,

A tasty green treat from your nasal mucosa.
Sometimes they're slimy,
Sometimes they're firm,
Perhaps a bit chewy,
Or wet like a worm.
Whatever they're like,
They're always free,
When you eat a snack,
From the nose factory.
Person 1: What did you eat for lunch today?
Person 2: I wasn't very hungry, so I just ate a few nose snacks.
Person 1: You're disgusting.
Person 2: They're good for you!
by a cat in a pink hat May 7, 2018
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Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.
by drunken goddess May 24, 2005
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