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Sloth

Omg, Eva is such a sloth”
by Doodleburger May 28, 2018
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human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.
He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.
by daveuk123 May 30, 2018
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Sloth

Someone who loves binge drinking, hugging toilets, and passing out in fields.
“Hey there’s a girl who is passed out in the field over there. Is she okay?”

“Oh yeah, that’s just Sloth Gregory.”
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Takin the sloth to the aquarium

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!
by Whosthematter April 3, 2020
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Sid the sloth

Simply another name fir someone called Rory
by 34236tfhf4eb April 7, 2020
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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
by Horny toddler May 5, 2020
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