sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around

Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!

by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016

Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act

I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy

by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks

That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg

by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

When someone gives you a blowjob with dip in their mouth

Mother: Hey son want a Sloppy Dallas

Son: Fuck yeah! I’ve always wanted one

by ShaftClamp October 15, 2020

Sloppy pat

The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings on Saint Patrick's Day; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item, but on Saint Patrick's Day; The act of boonking on Saint Patrick's Day

Dude came up and all of a sudden pulled a sloppy pat on me.

by Lenny Da Lunchman December 11, 2017

Sloppy Nog

The Sloppy Nog:

Best done in the “style of the dog”, this finishing move requires some quick timing and careful aim.

First, build up a full head of steam, and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a concentrated area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer!

This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice.

Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.

John: Did you and Lisa have a good night?

Tom: Sure did! And in honor of the holiday season I finished her off with a Sloppy Nog!

John: Oh that’s great! I’m really happy for you two... wait... did you use fresh nutmeg?

Tom: Of course! Dude! I RESPECT her.

by Lord Balthazar the Third December 13, 2018