A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Situational flirting

Flirting based on the situation and not the person.

Roo: "Wow everyone in the Below Deck crew is flirting with each other even though I'm not convinced any of them actually fancy each other."
Ol: "Yeh I read on Urban Dictionary that it's called situational flirting."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

cesar situation

when a straight person is constantly surrounded by gay people; is a part of friend group that is primarily gay

“is this person fruity or is it jus a cesar situation ?”

by tonuspokus December 11, 2020

Situation

A catch-all term used by prison inmates in order to "hide" information that they don't want to get into trouble for discussing on the phone. Often times a reference to drugs that inmates are attempting to acquire through various means and methods. Used more frequently for this purpose on the East Coast. "Situation" can also be a reference to a territory an individual has been charged with for the purposes of dealing drugs.

"Don't uh, don't say too much, I can't talk about anything specific, but uh, I got that um, that situation coming next week."

by Happy Helperton December 15, 2020

Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.

Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday

by Gottasitch May 3, 2021

Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.

Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"

by Not a Neek January 23, 2022

literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Quickman

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row

by mcfl1y January 29, 2022