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single date

A person that can't find a date and then takes themselves to the places they would have taken their date on (a movie for one, a dinner for one etc...). A romantic scenario for just one person. aka self date....
Guy 1: Bro, this chick bailed on me and I'm already at the dinner place.

Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!

Guy 1: Nice!!!
by Swimmster June 8, 2018
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Big Single

When you have no boo jaunt so your alone.
Effie: I need a boo to love! I’m so lonley!
Dan: Yup I get you i’m also boo less

Effie: Damn we are both big singles!
by boojoint November 12, 2018
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Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)

Single Mother of Zero
Women at or approaching their biological clock for motherhood yet have no children and take their childlessness out on the world, treating the whole world like their child. (not exclusive to women, men can also do this, only if they're the beta type though)
Smoz (Single Mother of Zero)
The smoz mob canceled another one... (smoz version of grounding)
Stop Smozthering everyone, go have a kid.

Lmao this smoz (in context of someone being over bearing treating strangers like their children).
by 001TMR December 29, 2021
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Single Pringle

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016
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50% single

If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.
Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa
by Natalie ♥ July 24, 2007
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singlemoma

A sluttish woman, most often found living in a trailer park. Will sleep with just about anyone in order to get pregnant so the poor unlucky fool who impregnates her will be stuck with her for his remaining miserable days.
Deb Norris aka mrs michael b 1.
by Deb Norris May 6, 2004
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Singles Envy Day

February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
by Awger February 8, 2010
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