It is a person who kisses up to women in an attempt to pull them. They end up getting friend zoned. Names are Michael, Mike and Mikhail and other names that are like those.
Your a simp
by Ur mom 67 May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...
Other person: You're a simp...
by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020
Get the simpmug. The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by NARETHEFAIRY February 14, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by I want to not live June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug.