by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
Get the Eggs on the high shelfmug. "I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
Get the shelf destructmug. An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
by mell0drama September 8, 2016
Get the Shelf Materialmug. I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
Get the Top Shelfmug. by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003
Get the knick-knack shelfmug. An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.
"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."
"Oh, no!"
"Oh, no!"
by PocketFruit July 29, 2025
Get the Wall, Shelf, Doormug.