A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex
by jlsoleil October 16, 2020
Get the Splooge shelfmug. The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
Get the top shelf tacomug. The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck
by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018
Get the Mom shelfmug. by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016
Get the Service Shelfmug. An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
by mell0drama September 8, 2016
Get the Shelf Materialmug. I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
Get the Top Shelfmug.