session

A placeholder verb used to describe an urge.

Dude, first I took that acid and I was feeling kinda nervous, now its just more of a "gimme a drink" kinda session.

by Carlos LeBongo February 19, 2007

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CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION

Anybody who blows a gigantic SNOT GLOBULE out of their nose and it is left hanging for all to see.

Something to yell in a sophisticated large crowd.

I don't know about you ROBRRT but ALAN is saying CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION as check out his right nostril expression.

STUPID PEOPLE won't get this , " CRASS IS NOW IN SESSION".

by PERFECT ASSHOLE May 19, 2021

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St. Louis Make Out session

When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.

Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.

by Senior Carne February 4, 2023

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private session

When your Spotify is on private so your friends can’t see your partaking in sad nibba hours

Damn last night I had a fat private session listening to I fall apart

by Sad nibba December 18, 2017

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A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.

Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’

by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022

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