Serviceman

A piece of shit, whinging dog cunt. Who’s only purpose in life is pumping diesel and cleaning up their dead cat.

Will never help the fitters and to busy smoking durries in the container on his phone.

Fuck Dan the serviceman has wide childbearing hips!

by Nifty the 2nd July 26, 2020

Survive

Anyone can survive by doing anything to survive, but not everyone knows how to really live, to be alive, and be something other than just their suffering and problems.

A survivor will never get that their is more to life than surviving and suffering, because that is the life of a survivor. Detailed descriptions of every bad thing they claim happened to them without any redeeming stuff that people would actually love or miss about them. The point of life is not to survive it.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Clinical Services

A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"
Me: "I am running low on medication"
Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"
Me: "Joan"
Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"
Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"
Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"

by JLS0986 January 16, 2008

Kristomer service

A buissiness serviceman with complete disregard for customers. Often the persons name will start with a K, even though it shouldn't. Always very flamboyant. Often masturbates, not for the great feeling of his hand on his privates, but for the feeling male privates in his hand. A real douche!

Kris gave that customer some Kristomer service again. We don't have to worry about them calling back.

by Salmon1 September 25, 2010

snivel service

A left leaning person employed by the government who continuously moans about the level of remittance they receive while not actually doing their job but instead thwarting government legislation at every turn.

FFS, now snivel service accuse health secretary of 'bullying'.

by MaldonT May 6, 2023

self service

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

Family Radio Service

also see FRS

Family Radio Service
note: channels 1 to 14 are offically FRS channels, and the new channels 15 to 22 are old GMRS channels that are now in most FRS radios.

frequencies in MHz

Channel 01 462.5625
Channel 02 462.5875
Channel 03 462.6125
Channel 04 462.6375
Channel 05 462.6625
Channel 06 462.6875
Channel 07 462.7125
Channel 08 467.5625
Channel 09 467.5875
Channel 10 467.6125
Channel 11 467.6375
Channel 12 467.6625
Channel 13 467.6875
Channel 14 467.7125
Channel 15 462.5500
Channel 16 462.5750
Channel 17 462.6000
Channel 18 462.6250
Channel 19 462.6500
Channel 20 462.6750
Channel 21 462.7000
Channel 22 462.7250

Radioshack is now selling FRS radios really cheap, everyone should buy one.

by RED FOX SEVEN October 10, 2003