Semen Fart

(noun):The projection of male semen from an anus forced out by bodily gases; commonly following the act of anal sex and ejaculation within the rectum.

"Dude did you just Semen Fart?"

"yeah, what of it?"

by Likes2goBowling January 11, 2012

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Semen Sneezer

n. a statement implying that someone sucks so much cock, their bodily fluids have been replaced by semen.

v. the act of sneezing semen.

Look at that hosehound, i bet that bitch just SNEEZES semen!

Fuck you!
Bitch!
Asshole!
Cunt!
Dick!
Semen sneezer!
*speachless*

by BrAcK6 November 7, 2009

semen-icide

The act of impacting the testicles of a male causing the millions of sperm cells to die.

Dude, when I was playing soccer the other night, I totally committed semen-icide to the coaches right nut. Looks like he wont be able to procrasturbate for a couple weeks!

by thesemen-icider March 14, 2011

Semen Spicket

A term for a cock vigorously ejaculating.

He was cumming so much, his cock was like a semen spicket.

by Homeless Ed February 8, 2013

Semen Revolution

a time in the future when everything will be powered by semen.

hank: the semen revolution has been the best thing ever. if i ever have to fill up my car all i have to do is fuck it.
Steve: it's made the world a better place

by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011

Semen bath

When you cum onto your stomach and make a pool of cum in your belly button

“That MILF was hot af I’m gonna go home and give myself a semen bath

by SimonMrBiggins November 28, 2018