serious shit

when reuben is on the front lines of a war

Kristen: OMG, THEY'RE INITIATING THE DRAFT
Reuben: We could be in some serious shit, literally.

by reubz August 16, 2012

serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

Serious face

When laughing uncontrollably and then into a dead ass serious face.

HAHAHA *SERIOUS FACE*

by EEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJCCCCCCCCC November 3, 2019

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

Seriously

Someone who doesn't know how else to take things, and if they did, they'd be someone else would they not?

The guy doesn't know how not to be a straight and take shit seriously, its why he's not a successful clown, you have to have a sense of humor to be a clown. People who take life seriously don't make good clowns, if they'd be on their way to being a clown shortly after high school. Clown is something you are or you're not, a clown is born a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

for-serious

meaning are you serious

are you forseriousss

by jd April 11, 2005

epin serious

What amis say all the time.

Totally epin serious!

by Tatorsalad May 18, 2008