the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant February 21, 2009

Pibb Royal

The magic mixed drink of Pibb Xtra and Crown Royal.

Aye dawg you tryna hit this Pibb Royal?

Hells yeah!

by realalibenjamin February 4, 2019

Royal mint

When sitting on the toilet (usually a public toilet) and you fart. The toilet bowl amplifies the noise.

I propped royal minted yesterday at work. I was sat on the throne (toilet) and the girls in reception herd

by FridayCat May 18, 2019

Battle royal

The infection taking over every shooter game

Apex legends is better than fartnite battle royal

by LLBDAB February 20, 2019

Royal CW

A Combat Warriors clan filled with traps and femboys
Tuna is a guy!!?!?
Royal CW is the most horny clan ever!!

Person A: "Royal CW is weird clan"
Royal Member: "No!!??!"

by BTR_JLO November 13, 2021

Royal CW

Royal CW is a lego clan in a game called Combat Warriors and is filled with traps and femboys, bad clan!!!!

"Royal CW is a bad clan!!"
"NOOOOOO!!?!?!"

by BTR_JLO November 13, 2021

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011