b rod

a person that is fat and thirsty

you are being a b rod with that pop

by turd fergusen January 3, 2008

The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Coach Rod

A buck but sometime really annoying ngl

Coach rod is a buck

by Hugh anhus February 25, 2020

minge rod

A large penis.

He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.

by Krylor2684 September 24, 2020

ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner

That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.

by Ryguy February 20, 2005

Toilet Rod

When you sit down on the toilet and the worst thing imaginable happens. Shmeat rod goes skinny dipping. It's the official antonym of Poseidon Kiss

What are you having for dinner, anything good?
No! I just got Toilet Rod

by Swanlaschlong12 July 28, 2023