Robert 

The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.

Robert is a lonely peach of shit.

Robert by anonymous October 16, 2020

Robert 

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

Robert by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020

ROBERT 

Mom's Sketti
1 Jar Classico mushrooms and ripe olives

1 can Italian stewed tomatoes

1 cup fresh mushrooms

1 can olives, cut up
5 browned Italian sausage links
Italian seasoning
Salt
Throw in a low heat crock pot for at least 12 hours. The longer it cooks, the better it gets. Throw on any pasta you'd like..

Because I fucking love Robert, but I hate fucking eggplant!

ROBERT by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Robert 

Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass

If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!

Robert by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020

Robert 

Robert is my name

I am Robert

Robert by Mr Lester October 4, 2020

Robert 

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

Robert by froggypf November 1, 2020

ROBERT 

One of the most courageous men you could ever meet. A Robert will keep his word, tell you the truth, and won't back down. Her is a stand up guy, has the heart of an angel, and won't back down from what he believes in.

Brown hair, blue eyed, he knows how to capture your heart.

Don't ever defy him tho, guaranteed you'll lose him. He just won't sit around waiting to be punked!
The best friend, lover, and irresistible guy you'll want to meet!
I feel in love with a Robert once, and he kept his promises, every single one.
So if you ever find one, keep him!

Gina:Did you see that guy over there? Robert is his name..
Jenny: Sure did, I hear he's predictably unpredictable.. bet that makes him perfectly imperfect!
Gina: Hmmm.. maybe that's why he's so dreamy..

ROBERT by REBel Siren November 4, 2020