When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.
by Sneakthief October 8, 2008
Get the Puerto Rican Hairdomug. When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
by Bobby April 11, 2005
Get the Puerto Rican Field Goalmug. any object usually under the drivers seat of the car, can be a small pipe, bat or wire tie for a truck. Used in case said Puerto Ricans start acting up...hence the be good
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
Get the Puerto RICAN be GOOD stickmug. To wrap raw bacon around an erect penis then putting a condom on over it to have sexual intercourse.
I was going to bang this chick for the first time, however I was afraid she would make fun of my small penis, so I Costa Rican Bacon Wrap my penis and gave her a awesome 4 minutes!
by Tincup123 October 30, 2011
Get the Costa Rican Bacon Wrapmug. When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
by Gomez McTaco June 10, 2011
Get the puerto rican gas pumpmug. When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.
by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017
Get the Puerto Rican Squat Rackmug. by FJCZ’n April 8, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Ant Farmmug.