Retardinated

A coordinated retarded person.
A participant in the Special Olympics.

Person 1:'I can't believe Brett won that game of darts.'
Person 2:'Tell me about it. After 8 beers, he is completed retardinated.'

by YeahWellYourMomsFace December 9, 2008

Whoever's reading this

fuck you

Whoever's reading this is a massive bellend and they eat fucking scrotums

by Small dick Matt October 30, 2019

Retardigan

Message Board forum troll who uses identical names to clone other people. The troll will exploit the vulnerable message board font, replacing an l for a capital I or vice versa. Example: Claudia can be cloned by troll opening another account with username: "CIaudia" and use it to post with under that message board. One board where the font is exploitable is the Vh1 message boards.

Claudia: "I am Spartacus"
CIaudia: "no, I am Spartacus"
Claudia: "Quit being such a retardigan"

by Mosesianite August 21, 2007

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

Retardinio

Its another word for a retard

Moe you fakink retatd/retardinio

by QuZe July 18, 2018

retardinoma

Someone that is so retarded that they metastasize their retard to everyone around them. Consumption of alcohol may potentiate the level of retard in retardinomas.

Stay away from Clinton or you'll be retarded by this evening. He's a stage 4 retardinoma. That shit is terminal.

by Hairy Potatoes August 28, 2018