Retard 

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

Retard by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

retard alarm 

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

retard alarm by retard alarm March 28, 2016

Retard circus 

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

Retard circus by MRAzang January 5, 2017

retard siren 

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

retard siren by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

retard simulator 

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard

person 1 “is water wet”
person 2“retard simulator”

retard simulator by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018

reparchment

a drink you drink when your parched

“do you have a reparchment , i’m parched”

reparchment by lou who February 25, 2018

retard love 

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

retard love by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018