Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.
by MultiFest September 30, 2017
When a group of people gets together to worship an ancient fairy tale character(s). Extremists often reject science, just because, “it’s not what the (insert holy book) says!” Commonly against marriage equality, and other basic human rights. Many reject all evidence of scientific facts. The majority of religious people though, are good people, that just happen to believe in a god or gods.
by Harold Sarchestrian March 17, 2018
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Something the poor saps in this country have yet to fully comprehend, that is, after they are done reattaining sobriety after their pointless damn hangovers, if you want to religious bash, consult Saddam Hussein or his cohorts.
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
A theory on how the earth began, its nature, and its meaning. So atheism is a religion, and a dumbass lie.
My religion is that we were created by a genius computer nerd who made this universe, and it became a kickass game with over 6 billion users! It would explain our faults.
by Charles Chilly September 3, 2007
Person 1: did u read that book about someone called Jesus
Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake
Person 2: its kinda obvious Religion is fake
by , btw you have aids February 13, 2019
he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys
by truth November 27, 2002