brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Hot and ready

When a person is sitting in a hot tub with a large group of people and takes a fat dump and floats in the tub with out any one knowing

josh Just did a hot and ready

by Yourstinkybutt April 15, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012