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Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
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Pizza Ranch Mode

When you get so beezy you go and throw on some Pizza Ranch clothes you then throw a cigar in your mouth and dance to Black and Yellow. Possibly puking black shit all over your bathroom afterwards.
Doo, lets get beezy. Holy shit where did u get those pizza ranch clothes!

Mane you was in pizza ranch mode
by Beezy money January 9, 2011
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Pizza Dog

some one who eats pizza for practically every meal. often lets the pizza grease stay on the sides of his mouth. may have sauce between his teeth.
guy 1. " hey wanna go get some pizza ?"

guy 2." na im no pizza dog "
by mliro April 3, 2011
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Pizza fucker

Someone who literally has sex with pizza.
Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker
by Gay_spag February 22, 2017
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Checks some hard pizza

When something is really awesome or amazing it "checks some hard pizza". Meaning it could compete or 'check' against a really good slice of pizza (which is one of the best foods on earth).
Mike's an amazing snowboarder, that jump he just did checks some hard pizza.
by pusdoname December 16, 2008
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french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!
by NotAustinISwear July 8, 2010
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pizza

Pizza is the sexiest food ever made!
Mmmm pizza! <3
by HiSabby February 9, 2009
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