Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 04, 2019
When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
by Radical, repeating decimals April 11, 2018
#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.
#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.
by Pepsi max drinking white man June 13, 2010
(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.
Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.
by pleather puke boy August 14, 2008
by Horse cock 77 May 06, 2022
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
by Big P. Bob November 03, 2017