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Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.
"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "
Shadow Puker by dlhammel December 5, 2016
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pukey dukes 

Something my dad and grandpa called motorcyclists when we traveled.
pukey dukes by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017

PukeStripe

To land a patch of vomit down the side of ones vehicle. May contain but not limited to corn, fast food, funky pickle pizza, 711 sub chunks, beer, alcohol in general.(may peel paint)And comes in a variaty of colours.

Mainly seen on vehicles which are in the possesion of (again not limited) drunkards between the ages of 14 - 40ish. Any make
PukeStripes are not Bitchn

PukeStripes are not Funny unless it's your buddies car

PukeStripe by Willis Magee February 21, 2009

PUKEAVISION 

This is the way things look when you are badly hungover and vomiting!
Gawd, l saw Saturday in PUKEAVISION after winning the drinking contest!
PUKEAVISION by I, Wreckerrr June 5, 2021

Floor Puker 

The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
Why does my desk have to be right next to Josh’s? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.
Floor Puker by Hunter84 May 11, 2011
Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
pre-puker by knowman March 9, 2008