Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
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Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
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Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
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Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
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by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019
Get the profanitized mug.A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
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