Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

ghetto professional

A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.

The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.

by djalexdeep January 19, 2011

Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.

I am a professional passenger; I don't drive.

by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap

Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022